Help I Sexted My Boss

Unlikely best friends, William Hanson and Jordan North help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to dilemmas.

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Help He’s Growing A Mullet
Jordan’s rocking a “trendy” new haircut, and it’s safe to say William is not impressed.
29 Apr 2025,44 mins
Burnley, Viral Twins and Ben Is Dull
Jordan's keen to celebrate Burnley's return to the Premier League next season.
25 Apr 2025,29 mins
Help He Tinkled On My Toes
William attempts a Jolly Joke of the Week.
22 Apr 2025,33 mins
Scrapbooks, Serial Killer Stains and Searching For Davinder
Jordan’s love for spotless garments is thrown into question.
18 Apr 2025,19 mins
Help I Swallowed A Stranger's Toenail
The G&Divas need help with a smearing of dog poo and a rogue toenail.
15 Apr 2025,46 mins
Birthdays, Blu-ray’s and Backseat Boinking
Jordan shares some shocking details about his conception.
11 Apr 2025,19 mins
Help My Poo Ruined Pudding
There’s some Freaky Friday energy in the studio.
08 Apr 2025,47 mins
Pranks, Priests and Food Swings
The boys are still reeling from the team’s prank, and are already plotting their revenge.
04 Apr 2025,27 mins
Help I’m Going To Be A Star
There’s a big announcement, but only one of the boys is in the spotlight.
01 Apr 2025,40 mins
Stretch Limos, Spice Girls and Split Sandwiches
William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party.
28 Mar 2025,21 mins
Help He’s A Suitcase Shagger
There’s been a major incident in the studio… William has a stain on his shirt.
25 Mar 2025,42 mins
Sloshed Singing, Gay Goats and A Relationship Review
Sexted has officially reached the ripe old age of seven!
21 Mar 2025,25 mins
Help We're Getting Smashed
It’s birthday week and the boys are getting jolly.
18 Mar 2025,52 mins
Security Scuffles, Sistine Shops and Spanish Cock Or Ball
The boys take Cock or Ball international with a little help from a Spanish G&Diva.
14 Mar 2025,24 mins
Help It Squirted In My Eye
Jordan has a case of pink eye cause by a foreign liquid.
11 Mar 2025,36 mins
Mikey’s Mandate, Operatic Offerings and The Dorothy Dupe
There’s an official statement from Mikey correcting the misinformation spread by the boys
07 Mar 2025,24 mins
Help I’m Lady Garden
Fresh from their road trip to Devon, the boys reflect on the weekend with mixed reviews.
04 Mar 2025,44 mins
Jordan Smith, William Bucket and Ben Lorrywrong
Jordan’s flashing his fresh pearly whites after having a ‘big thing’ in his mouth.
28 Feb 2025,29 mins
Help He Keeps Licking My Toes
Things heat up in the studio as Jordan reminisces about a teenage fling in Tenerife.
25 Feb 2025,45 mins
Career Changes, Playlist Problems and Noisy Neighbours
The boys are gearing up for another road trip.
21 Feb 2025,19 mins
Help I’ve Got A Huge Wadge
William’s Etiquettimology is flush with facts as Jordan discovers the meaning of his name
18 Feb 2025,50 mins
Chat Up Lines, Courting Catastrophes and Creamy Endings
Love is in the air as the boys dive into their first date.
14 Feb 2025,25 mins
Help I've Got Clunch On My Halfzip
Jordan’s battling a “mid-thirties” crisis, while William’s been to Sweden (Voooodpecker!)
11 Feb 2025,49 mins
Irritating Icks, Immaculate Lavatories, and Impending Izzy
The boys are dishing out their verdicts on the G&Divas' icks.
07 Feb 2025,22 mins
Help I Witnessed A Muff Drying
William tackles his noisy neighbour problem with a passive-aggressive text.
04 Feb 2025,41 mins
Fancy Gays, Fighting Fines and Ben's Big Load
It’s story time featuring a special book about a boy called Ben and his… enormous load.
31 Jan 2025,22 mins
Help I Got Pied Off For A Steak Bake
Jordan is back to his northern roots with a star return at Turf Moor.
28 Jan 2025,43 mins
Cottaging, Cremations and Car Crashes
The boys are playing judge and jury, deciding which G&Diva confessions deserve judgment.
24 Jan 2025,19 mins
Help William’s Got A Hard Out
William has a sweet and salty surprise for Jordan’s tastebuds in the studio.
21 Jan 2025,42 mins
Fierce Feuds, Foreign Foods and The Fister
The boys have received a late Fistmas gift - let’s just say it’s a handful.
17 Jan 2025,22 mins