Light Years, Track 1

Elis and John are beside themselves at this dizzying decision.

• 5 mins

Bags For Strife

The versatility of carrier bags is shown to the fullest extent in enacting this shame.

• 5 mins

Knackered Converse or Tracky Bottoms Mucked Up Lots

It really is just awful being a teenager.

• 5 mins

Sorry To Hear About Your Mum

The boys unpick a Shame that's frankly statistically very unfortunate.

• 3 mins

Member Tendering Processes

Dropping down the Well is a sample-oriented story for Elis and John's delectation.

• 6 mins

My Ham!

The next train to Shameville is departing in this ham-centric tale.

• 4 mins

Phwoarpe Park

Elis and John strap in for a rollercoaster Shame Well at the theme park gates.

• 4 mins

Back of The Net

"Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?"

• 4 mins

Lights, Camera, Lomas

Elis and John are treated to a soap-style drama of a Shame Well.

• 4 mins

Swing Lo Sweet Charioops

Glory for Wilkinson, but none for this shame-ee.

• 5 mins

The Angel of Amsterdam

Another lesson that it will never end well with the European lovely you meet on holiday.

• 4 mins

Off Your Trolley

A Shame Well entrant dogmatically pursues the return of a refund.

• 4 mins

I'm Gonna Be (5 Miles)

We can't all be Eddie Izzard, as we find out in this head-hanging charity shame.

• 3 mins

Bad Pants Posturing

A pants-based tale that still sets chins wagging in Wakefield.

• 3 mins

Piping Hot Coffee

Elis and John are treated to a frame it on your wall belter of a shameful tale.

• 5 mins

The Jiggly Path

A quiet walk in the park turns sour in this Shame Well.

• 4 mins

Number Two Night Stand

Warning: This one's a bit grubby.

• 6 mins

Wallet Worries

English Person + Confused Foreigners = Ripe Shame

• 7 mins

Jack Damniels

An all-time great Shame Well. Settle in.

• 4 mins

A Bit of Blue-tooth

One of 1000 reasons why AUX > Bluetooth.

• 4 mins

Poor Man's Bates

Toilet desperation leads to the fright of someone's life.

• 5 mins

Kids These Days

A blast back to the first ever 5 Live Shame Well.

• 5 mins

Clubhouse Klutz

A reminder to never try to impress someone.

• 5 mins

A Simple Greeting

Elis and John hear of a greeting gone horribly wrong.

• 2 mins

White Hot Wedding

New to the Shame Well? Start at the bottom episode to listen in order!

• 5 mins